Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Trieste Doesn't Have Snow Days So Thank Heavens for Strikes!

The most God-fearing Faithful Children in Wisconsin utter this simple prayer before bed:

Dear God,

Please let there be a BLIZZARD that lasts ALL NIGHT so that the STREETS CANNOT BE PLOWED IN TIME AND THE BUSSES CANNOT GET THROUGH and we DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.

Amen.

The God-fearing Faithful Children in Trieste have this one:

Caro Dio,

Please let there be a SCIOPERO GENERALE so that my Teachers will stay home and I CAN TOO!

Amen (same word).


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