What is up with appreciating the season????

I have a couple of questions burning a hole in my pocket today.

1. Does anyone get USED to the Bora, like, Ever?

Just wondering. You know, curiosity.

2. Why don't people go somewhere hot in Winter?

That's what I don't get. In America, we like to go where it's HOT in Winter (Florida, Caribbean) and cold in the Summer (Alaska).

Here, they do the whole embrace the season thing. In summer, they go swimming (whaaa??) and holiday in hot places (Trieste for a staycation, Croatia, South of Italy), and in Winter they do things like wear snow pants and go skiing in the mountains and snowshoeing and things.

Like, what is UP with these people?!?

Having fun is just too EASY here. It should be more of a sacrifice, we should suffer more.

Don't you think? Help me out. This is almost as bad as eating food IN SEASON. Another thing the Italians just don't get.

Everyone knows prime season for Strawberries is in Frosty February. Can I get a witness?

Someone, please tell them.